"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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