It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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