I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I did not marry a roomba.
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