I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The adults are the big ones right?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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