u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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