glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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