; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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