i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
