Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i think i have two assholes
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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