did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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