I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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