Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
