I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
