i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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