Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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