therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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