He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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