Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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