So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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