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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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