So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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