is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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