Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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