Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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