Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
