Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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