I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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