ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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