I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
COCAINE IS GR8
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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