i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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