While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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