Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We just shotgunned beers for America
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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