he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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