Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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