Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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