Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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