Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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