this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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