I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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