Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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