What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Randomize
