she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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