Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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