Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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