her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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