He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Randomize