I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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