Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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