Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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