On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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