she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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