my sisters under your porch take her home
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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