What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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