is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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