in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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