i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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