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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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