people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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