can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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