Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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